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Lindsay Lohan says that she has lost a bit of weight since she stopped drinking 24/7.
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan keeps insisting that she has seen the light and that she really and truly wants to get her butt out of the fast lane and take things a little easier.
Lilo added that she has to make an effort to stay away from some of her old friends who can do her absolutely no good; individuals like Samantha Ronson, Tila Tequila, Paris Hilton, and Buffy Skiptucker.
Some may not recognize the name Buffy Skiptucker, but she is a childhood friend of LiLo's who during slumber parties used to take a red Magic Marker and connect some of Lohan's thousands of freckles.
One individual who Lindsay says has helped her a lot recently is Christina Aguilera. Lohan said that Christy has visited her Venice Beach home on several occasions and she always brings over something that she has baked especially for her.
The last time Aguilera brought her a three tiered chocolate cake in the shape of American Idol dancer Derek Hough whom both Christina and Lindsay confess they would love to participate in a little menage-a-trois action with.
And speaking of action Lindsay recently confided to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that her and Aguilera recently, after going out to dinner and then going to see the film A Good Old Fashioned Orgy returned to Lindsay Lohan Land and engaged in a bit of sis boom bahhhing in the privacy of Lindsay's French Parisian decorated bedroom.
Lindsay later confided that there really was nothing lesbionic about the incident since there was no tongue wrestling involved.
Christina did remark that if she was a guy that she would definitely want to be Lohan's boyfriend and do the sis boom bahhh every effen chance she (or he) got.
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